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Maddux Makes 350 Milestone

Greg Maddux won his 350th game in tonight’s 3-2 win over the Colorado Rockies.  Maddux became the ninth pitcher all-time to do so (third in the modern era).

Maddux, 42, may be the greatest pitcher of the modern era without a mysterious abscess on his buttocks.  With no revealed skeletons other than a farting fetish and a penchant for urinating on rookies, Maddux has compiled four NL Cy Young awards, seventeen Gold Gloves and a World Series ring.

For those who enjoy statistics, he has a miniscule career WHIP of 1.14 and finished four seasons with WHIPs under 1.00.  He won at least fifteen games in seventeen consecutive seasons (1988-2004).  He has made at least thirty starts in every non strike shortened season since he became a starter.

Maddux needs four more wins to pass Roger Clemens (354) and fourteen more wins to eclipse Warren Spahn’s modern mark of 363 wins.

11 May 2008 Posted by tyduffy | Baseball, MLB, Sports | , , , , , | 1 Comment

BREAKING NEWS: Roger Clemens Won’t Be on Olympic Team for Beijing!

USA Baseball GM Bob Watson confirmed that he will not select Roger Clemens for the 2008 U.S. Olympic squad, according to Captain Obvious the Associated Press

Clemens’ agent Randy Hendricks stated that the Olympics were “something to consider” last November. A month before the Mitchell Report, the fatuous congressional hearing and the exposure of his extra-marital sex life.

The family man would have been eligible, as he is not on a 25-man major league roster.

9 May 2008 Posted by tyduffy | Baseball, MLB, Sports | , , | 1 Comment

Combing Cashman’s Closet: Yankee Pitching Signings Since 2003

The Yankees’ rotation was the rock of the World Series-winning teams of the late 1990’s with gents like David Cone, David Wells, Andy Pettitte and a roided-up Roger silencing opposition bats. However, since that point, the Yankees have never remade that magic. Despite spending hundreds of millions of dollars and grooming numerous sprightly studs, general manager Brian Cashman has been unable to assemble a dominant rotation. Particularly since their World Series loss to the Marlins in 2003, Cashman’s failures have been frequent and flagrant.

In the 2003 aftermath, the Yankees traded for the hot name of the day Javier Vazquez, relinquishing reliever Randy Choate as well as underrated players Nick Johnson and Juan Rivera. He seemed like a sure bet, coming off a stellar 13-12 3.24 ERA season, prompting the Yanks to shower the then 27-year old with a four-year $45 million contract. But, Vazquez failed to live up to expectations, enduring a startlingly mediocre 14-10, 4.91 ERA, 1.29 WHIP season. After just one season he was traded to Arizona.

During the same off-season, New York added Kevin Brown, and the remainder of his seven-year $105 million contract, though the Dodgers kicked in for his private plane expenditures. Brown battled numerous injuries, but rebounded in 2003 for a 14-9 2.39 ERA season (now suspected to be steroid aided). Though injury prone once again, Brown had a mediocre 10-6, 4.09 ERA, 1.27 WHIP showing, before faltering for good in 2005 going 4-7 with a 6.50 ERA.

Mid-season Cashman traded then-failed Cuban defector Jose Contreras for Chicago White Sox starter Esteban Loaiza. The defending AL Cy Young had just finished a fluky 21-win 2003 season. He lasted just six starts before sidling down to the bullpen with an 8.50 ERA and a 2.06 WHIP.

The Yankees tried to plug the pitching holes again after the 2004 collapse in the ALCS. They brought in the inexplicably under-punned Randy Johnson, whose nickname is the Big Unit. Randy had just completed a turn back the clock 16-14 2.60 ERA 290K season, which should have seen him earn a Cy Young. Johnson did live up to his reputation in New York, of being a big prick (He accosted a cameraman immediately upon entering the city). His first year was fine (17-8, 3.79 ERA, 1.13 WHIP), but he faltered in 2006 (17-11, 5.01 ERA, 1.24 WHIP). He returned to Arizona after the season in an off-season trade.

New York also targeted free agent Carl Pavano that winter, signing him to a four-year $39.95 million contract, the extra .05 million being a deal breaker. Pavano was disappointing in 2005 going 4.77 ERA and a 1.47 WHIP before a shoulder injury ended his season. He missed the 2006 season entirely, beginning the year on the DL, with a bruised buttocks, and breaking two ribs in a car accident shortly before a scheduled return start in August. He returned for two starts in 2007 before suffering an “elbow strain” that required Tommy John surgery, which still leaves him on the DL for 2008. At the current rate of return, the Steinbrenners will have paid Pavano $8 million per win with the team.

To cement the rotation still further that off-season, Cashman resuscitated free agent Jaret Wright to a three-year $21 million contract. Wright had been a highly touted Indians prospect and a rookie hero during their 1997 playoff run. After two bad years as a starter, followed by five injury plagued ones. Wright revived his career in Atlanta going 15-8 with a 3.28 ERA and a 1.28 WHIP. Wright, not surprisingly, replicated his consistent career form, not very good and injury prone, in a Yankee uniform. He went just 5-5 with a 6.08 ERA and a 1.77 WHIP in 13 starts in 2005, followed by 11-,7, 4.49ERA, 1.52 WHIP in 2006. The Yankees traded him to the Orioles the following Winter.

Mid-season 2005 saw signings up the wazoo. Al Leiter permanently lost his mojo with a 4-5 5.49 ERA, 1.67 WHIP stretch that cast him into the bullpen. The Yanks brought in Shawn Chacon who was stunningly magnificent in the second half of 2005 (7-3, 2.85 ERA, 1.22 WHIP), but fell back down to earth (5-3 7.00 ERA, 1.79 WHIP) the next season before being traded to Pittsburgh.

Unknown journeyman Aaron Small came up huge in 2005 going 10-0, 3.20 ERA, 1.25 WHIP, before being hugely disappointing the following year (0-3, 8.46 ERA, 1.95 WHIP).

The Yankees added Corey Lidle as part of the Bobby Abreu trade at mid-season in 2006. He was not particularly brilliant (4-3 5.16 ERA 1.50 WHIP) in the second half. He died tragically in a New York City plane crash, just days after the season ended.

Cashman bolstered the rotation again in 2007, bringing back both McNamee men Pettitte and Clemens from the Astros. Pettitte, paid a sweet $16 million per year, pitched competently (15-9, 4.05 ERA, 1.43 WHIP) but not spectacularly. Roger, relishing in the highest single season contract in baseball history, plodded meekly to a 6-6 record, 4.18 ERA and 1.31 WHIP.

Cashman also maneuvered for the syphilitic homeless man’s Dice-K, Kei Igawa. The $46 million investment netted them a 2-3, 6.25 ERA, 1.67 WHIP performance, with surely more excitement to come in 2008.

2008 has also seen the two bonus babes, Phil Hughes and Ian Kennedy make their “big” debut. Phil Hughes went 0-4 with a 9.00 ERA and a 2.14 WHIP before hitting the Disabled List. Ian Kennedy went 0-2 8.37ERA 2.03 WHIP before being sent to the minors. Yankee fans are wondering what exactly was so special about these kids that it was worth passing on Johan Santana.

The lone bright spot on this resume has been Chien-Ming Wang who quietly, if that is possible in New York, has become one of the better pitchers in the American League in his four major league seasons with a 52-18 record, a career 3.69 ERA and a career 1.28 WHIP. Importantly for New York, he has only gotten better.

As George Steinbrenner resigned into senility, the Yankees were supposed to become better run under Brian Cashman. In the past four seasons, the Yankees have acquired one reliable starter, and that was through their farm system. Brian Cashman brought in nine starting pitchers who made $7 million or more over that period, none of whom were beyond mediocre. Of those players, only Randy Johnson (3.79 in 2005) amassed an ERA under 4.00 for even one season.

Brian Cashman has spent hundreds of millions of dollars on pitchers with virtually no return. In each signing there is a persistent pattern of buying high and after career years. There seems to be little thought or analysis of a player’s career progression. And, this doesn’t even go into Giambi-gate, problems with the bullpen, or classlessly pitching Joe Torre out on his tuchus. When does one hold accountable?

In what world is Brian Cashman considered a competent general manager? Presumably the same one where over bidding yourself by $100 million for A-Rod to only give him $300 million is considered teaching him a lesson and pulling one over on him.

5 May 2008 Posted by tyduffy | Baseball, MLB, Sports | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Skeletons From Roger Clemens’ Closet

Roger Clemens was on the golden road to unlimited devotion a year ago, but he will now be singing the Mexicali Blues after a ten-year affair with country singer Mindy McCready–begun when she was just fifteen–became public.

The New York Daily News, citing an anonymous source, claims that Clemens carried on a clandestine relationship with the country starlet that spanned through stints in Boston, Toronto, New York and Houston.

Clemens reportedly became infatuated with the singer–when he was 28 and married with two children–when she performed at a Fort Myers bar, throwing a shirt on stage with the autographs of himself and some of his teammates.  The two were introduced and it was “love at first sight,” according to the source.

Roger neglected to inform McCredy of his marriage, a fact she discovered after reading his bio in a game program at Fenway Park.

Clemens allegedly took McCready on party-fueled jaunts to Las Vegas and New York.  He also allegedly sent her Fed-Ex packages filled with cash to cope with her legal woes.  Former trainer Brian McNamee confirmed that he saw the two together “on many occasions” including his apartment at the Rogers Centre in Toronto.

McCready also allegedly sat near the Yankees dugout during Roger’s game and jokingly donned a catcher’s mask.

In a statement as believable as previous ones, Clemens confirms that McCready is a family friend, but denies that any “inappropriate” activities occurred.

The source seems likely to have some relationship to Brian McNamee, the target of Clemens’ defamation suit regarding allegations made in the Mitchell Report.  It is unclear whether this information can be useful in a legal defense, but it is clear that the parties will not be adhering to Marquess of Queensbury rules.

Caught in a search for one more Saturday night, Clemens will hope to convince his wife to turn on her lovelight and will likely get told to keep on truckin.

28 April 2008 Posted by tyduffy | Baseball, MLB, Sports | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments

Novitzky Adds Girth to Clemens Probe

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America’s favorite I.R.S. agent on a power trip, Jeff Novitzky, has widened his invasive probe into the shadier side of Roger Clemens.

The Feds are investigating a potential link between Clemens and the Shaun Kelly Weight Control center.

Kelley denies involvement with performance-enhancing drugs, though according to the New York Times he has both acknowledged using HGH and has advertised it on his website.

According to a former employee, Clemens introduced himself as a friend of Kelley and spent 20 minutes alone with him in his office.  Kelley, when questioned by the Times, stated that Clemens was an acquaintance said they had met “a couple of times.”  Though, he denies meeting Clemens in his store.

7 March 2008 Posted by tyduffy | Baseball, MLB, Sports | , , , , , , | No Comments