Odds and Sods

Refined Ruminations on the World of Sport, Or Something Like That

Beckham’s Beard?

The beard has traditionally evoked the essence of masculinity.  The bearded man was martial and virile.  He flouted society’s norms.  He was capable of all manner of mayhem.  One did not laugh when he preserved a bit of ice cream for later.

Growing a beard was a proud, noble endeavor, until David Beckham.

Beckham’s beard is a barbatian abomination.  It is in the midst of mid-life crisis.  Is it a beard?  Or, is it two epic sideburns slapped together with a stache and a soul patch?  A hastily rectified chin-strap, perhaps?

Does Sir Becks suffer from non-connector syndrome?  Or is the beard meticulously groomed that way?

And why the combination with the shaved head?  A beard should be effortless effrontery.  If you go through the effort to shave your head, what message does the beard intend?  Was skinhead on the top effete English dandy on the bottom the intended look?  And why ruin your surgically chiseled chin?

David Beckham’s beard is just plain irresponsible.  As an icon of men’s fashion he should know better.  This will spawn a plague of California yuppies rocking this look while sucking down caramel macchiatos in their BMW M3’s and picking up their $60 sun-dried cheese-less pizza on the way to the oxygen bar.

Could you imagine Clooney ever showing up with a look like this?

1 May 2008 Posted by tyduffy | Football, Soccer, Sports | , , , , , | 1 Comment

My Observation on the Bissinger-Leitch Debacle

Will Leitch’s appearance on CostasNOW created controversy when a freshly steamed Buzz Bissinger lunged unprovoked into a vicious profanity laced tirade worthy of a Lewis Black riff.  Here is my take on the issue as both a blogger and journalism student.

My first point has been made, but can never be rehashed enough.  Blogs are not a bully beating the defenseless newspaper industry into submission with a sordid Max Mosley smile.  Newspapers are the victims of their own bad business model built on expectations of irrational profit levels.  Rather than adjust to a world where classified advertising and subscriptions are not nearly as lucrative, they have instead slashed operating costs–cheapening the content that they once provided.

Though admittedly critical of certain columnists, blogs are not antithetical to the newspaper industry.  If anything, sites like Deadspin and The Big Lead actually aid newspapers by driving an inordinate amount of traffic to newspaper websites through their links.  The Internet, as seen with ESPN.com, can even enhance journalistic creativity by allowing unique talents, like a Bill Simmons, a free forum for expression freed from style and space concerns.

Newspapers have the advantage of reporting, and reputable, often read blogs defer to those sources for original reporting.  The problem, however, is that many traditional journalists believe that this monopoly should be extended to opinion, on the basis that they have the proper credentials and they know better.  This is lunacy.  The point of having a free press is to inform the public and to facilitate public discourse, not employ privilege as a means to monopolize it.

We live in a democratic society.  Everyone, even the person ranting in their underwear from their mother’s basement, has a right to an opinion and to express it.  The opinion might be stupid, but that is for the audience to decipher, not the competition.

The most misguided criticism of Leitch regarded the pictures of Matt Leinart.  Leitch linked to pictures on another website of Leinart partying with some college co-eds at his house.  Perhaps Costas and Bissinger have a point that this is shoddy journalism, but it is not one only practiced by blogs.  There is a specific term that the two neglect to mention for this type of work, tabloid journalism.  It is called tabloid journalism because it is the type employed by print media in tabloids.  To criticize blogs for “digging through garbage” when there are print “journalists” literally doing it is absurd.

What the debate really comes down to is whether journalism should be considered a profession or an art.  Many journalists see it as a profession and claim proper education and credentials, but there is no such thing for a journalist.  One does not attend journalism school the way one attends medical or law school.  There is, for good reason, no government license to practice journalism.  Some of the best, such as Susan Orlean, never went to school for journalism.

Journalism at its basis is writing, and writing, even when done professionally, is an art form.  Just as anyone can write a novel, anyone can paint a picture and anyone can make music, any individual can write a story.  The market and tastes of the audience determine success and popularity.  Some people want high-minded word craftsmanship, some want well-executed dick and fart jokes and most want the opportunity to choose at their leisure.  Blogging is a medium, not a revolution in ideas.  Great writing will thrive,

1 May 2008 Posted by tyduffy | Sports, Sports Media | , , , , , , , , , | No Comments

Goal of the Day: Johan Cryuff

In the words of Larry David…”pretty, pretty, pretty good”

1 May 2008 Posted by tyduffy | Uncategorized | | No Comments

Conference Fat Cats Curtail Calls for Playoff

Despite widespread support from fans, players, coaches and media for such a system, conference commissioners announced that they would not consider changes to the BCS format that determines the national champion when they renegotiate the TV deal for 2014.

“We will move forward in the next cycle with the current format,” BCS chairman John Swofford said.  “I believe the BCS have never been healthier in its first decade.”

There was no proposal for a true playoff system as such.  SEC commissioner Mike Silve proposed a +1 system where the top four teams in the BCS standings after the bowl games would play in a “Final Four” type format to determine a champion.  Big East commissioner Mike Tranghese favored a similar plan that would have included the four BCS bowl game winners, rather than the top four in the BCS standings.

This decision is not surprising.  Conference commissioners and school administrators are concerned with one thing, sweet cash.  They intend the BCS to be a treasure bath for the big conferences.  The top bowl games bring in tens of millions of dollars for schools and conferences.  As long as that money from television, ticket sales and merchandise keeps coming in, there is no reason to consider stopping that succulent gravy train.

Even the conferences that support a playoff, like the SEC, only do so because they did not have the foresight that forcing their teams to play an extra title game–a cash grab in itself–would only hurt that team’s chances to play for the national title.

The only way to alter the system would be to make it not financially viable–to boycott watching the bowls, traveling to them and patronizing businesses associated with them.  However, fans do not care enough to make such a sacrifice.  Michigan got hosed in 2006, but no one gave up their season tickets.

We may gripe about the unfairness, but the inflammation is fleeting.

1 May 2008 Posted by tyduffy | College Football, Football | , , , , , , , , , | No Comments