Rounding the Bases 31 March 2008
Stale domestic beer. Hot-dogs rumbling in the gut. The dulcet tones of Dave O’Brien. That can only mean one thing. Opening Day!
Royals 5 – Tigers 4: Payroll is irrelevant. Bullpen is not.
Brewers 4 – Cubs 3: Never trust closers with bad beards.
Mets 7 – Marlins 2: They got him for four scrubs.
Rays 6 – Orioles 2: Barry Bonds will return with Baltimore.
Dodgers 5 - Giants 0: Zito still the worst signing ever.
