Premier League Odds and Sods 11 March 2008
Wigan 0 - Arsenal 0
Why play a 39th match abroad, when you can come to the Wigan and play on the surface of the moon. The pitch aside, it was a dismal Arsenal effort. Bendtner bumbled around negating Adebayor, who disappeared during the dreary second half. The sails flutter and the ship is taking on water. They are unbeaten, but broken.
Tottenham 4 - West Ham 0
Big Match Berbatov comes through in the clutch again, as Tottenham creeps closer in the riotous race for tenth. Spurs have supplanted Liverpool as the league’s Jeckyll and Hyde outfit. Another Darren Bent sighting as well.
Liverpool 3 - Newcastle 0
As usual for Liverpool, it was Torres, Gerrard and a tad bit of luck. They have hit form in time to take firm hold of fourth. Someone should ring up the Soccer Circus to alert them that Obafemi Martins is good.
Reading 2 - Manchester City 0
Coppell’s squad cobbelled together a huge victory to lift them from the relegation zone. City are fading, but from injuries rather than a premature Sventasm. Stephen Hunt must lead the “innocuous collision” table.
