Smell Like Wayne Rooney!

Manchester United star Wayne Rooney will, apparently, be releasing a fragrance next year. The idea came form his girlfriend Colleen McLaughlin who is currently releasing a fragrance entitled “Colleen X.”
No word yet on the composition of the fragrance. Our best guess at Odds and Sods is a pungent mixture of sweat, body odor, and beer with a slight hint of Scouse.
Tags: Cologne, Manchester United, Wayne Rooney
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