Premier League Sods 1 Oct. 2007

Tottenham 4 - Aston Villa 4
Spurs celebrated after the miraculous comeback, storming back from a 4-1 deficit at home to tie on Kaboul’s late equalizer. However, it doesn’t bode well that they went down 4-1 in the first place, particularly to Aston Villa. Tottenham still sit in the relegation zone with a terrible six points from eight matches. That nauseating smell is Martin Jol’s patented tracksuit burning on the hotseat.
Chelsea 0 - Fulham 0
Both sides had a number of chances left begging. Has anyone actually seen Shevchenko even break into a sweat in a Chelsea shirt? He was terrible. Terry is starting to resemble the Black Knight flopping on the ground. “It’s just a flesh wound!” The iconic moment was the Chelsea faithful singing “Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho.” They are in trouble.
Portsmouth 7 - Reading 4
Someone must have drugged the goalkeepers before this match. Marcus Hahnemann looked completely lost and out of position on nearly every goal attempt. One would think that a high-scoring match would be exciting, but this was just a disgusting spectacle. They could have pulled someone out of the crowd to play in goal and gotten a similar result.
Wigan 0 - Liverpool 1
Benayoun saved Rafa the Gaffer the further embarrassment of yet another bore draw in the league against a rubbish squad. Liverpool resemble last year’s squad more with every performance. The rotation system works, when you have the players.
West Ham 0 - Arsenal 1
This was a match that last year’s squad probably would have lost. The squad held their composure in the derby match and got the win. The true measure of a championship squad is not dominating everyone, but being able to go into a tough away tie and come out with three points. The Ewing theory may need to be renamed the Henry theory.


