Archive for August 7th, 2007

Selig the Waffling Wallaby

7 August 2007

Bud Selig followed Bonds for nine games, missing only to attend the Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony.  He was in attendance, at least physically, for Bonds’ 755th home run, although standing motionless with his hands in his pockets he wished he could have been anywhere else.  After the ninth game, with Bonds heading back to [...]

Platini’s Words Ring Hallow

7 August 2007

UEFA President Michel Platini pontificated on the subject of racism in football today, stating the following.
“We will be strong, we will not say ‘please don’t do that’. We will not leave space for racism in football just like we will not tolerate fighting or violence. In the past clubs have been fined and we have [...]

Poetic Premier League Predictions

7 August 2007

The Odds and Sods Premier League Predictions in Haiku Form.
1. Manchester United
Tens of Millions Spent
There will certainly be more
Femmy Ferg Dancing
2. Arsenal
Beautiful Football
The Young Gunners will come through
In Wenger we trust
3. Chelsea
JT has more cash
Rolls Royce and underage sluts
Is anyone fit?
4. Liverpool
Money cannot buy
tradition, only shitty
overpriced Spaniards
5. Tottenham
Title Contenders
A Darren Bent does not make
Don’t drink [...]